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All these mammies have lost their birthday presents thanks to Garth Brooks

Won’t somebody think of the mammies?


THE NEWS THAT all five of Garth Brooks’ shows in Croke Park have been cancelled came as a shock to many.

But so far, the absolute worst thing about the whole debacle has been overlooked.

What’s that, you ask? Well, it’s worse than you can imagine:

Yes, that’s right. Mammies all over Ireland are being deprived of their birthday presents.

There’s an epidemic.

Irish Mammies are hurting.

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And that hurt is spreading.

Truly, this is a national emergency.

We wouldn’t want them to have to get the wooden spoon.

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