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Happy birthday riri

12 presents to make up for forgetting Rihanna's birthday

It was yesterday. We forgot too.

RIHANNA TURNED 25 yesterday, but we forgot!  Fortunately she reminded us via her Instagram account.


Look how happy Chris is to be celebrating with her!

Obviously we have to make this up to her, so we’ve put our heads together and come up with some gift ideas we think she’ll appreciate.

A new hat, so she doesn’t have to wrap tablecloths around her head.

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A better wax figure.  Come on Madame Tussauds, you can do better than that.

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A poster with some sort of motivational phrase on it.  Bonus points if the background of the poster is a picture of her.


Some cream for whatever’s going on here.

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A Daniel O’Donnell mug.

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Some framed photos of herself.  She’s mad for the selfies.


A stick to fend off random rappers who decide to grab her bum and kiss her neck (in this case A$AP Rocky).

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A daycent pair of trousers.  Sure those no point to those auld things at’all at’all.

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Also, a jumper.  Look at her – she’s freezing.

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A day in a field where she’s allowed to peel off as many clothes as she likes without a farmer giving out to her.

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Some Head and Shoulders.  Not to worry Riri, it happens to the best of us.

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Some crisps/popcorn/chips/various other snack foods.  We’d imagine she munches through a lot of snacks.


Just don’t get her a balloon.  They don’t impress her much.

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