BROOKLYN NINE-NINE has thankfully been renewed for another season.
With a nearly consistent rating on Rotten Tomatoes of 95%, it would have been a tragedy for the show to be cancelled after only five seasons. At least half of this tragedy would have been directly attributed to no more Gina Linetti gems of wisdom in my life.
gina linetti IS big dick energy
— connie’s back on twt !! (@dcathcasts) July 20, 2018
As Bustle have said, there really could be an entire show devoted entirely to Gina reacting to events and people. She is the undisputed Queen of not giving a f*ck, combined with a complete lack of self-awareness
1. Never let the truth get in the way of your rock solid confidence
2. Be honest about your friend’s other halves if you don’t trust them
3. But don’t bother being honest with people who aren’t worth it
4. She ain’t got time to sympathise about your break-up with a f**k-boy
5. Doesn’t matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty cause Gina simply finds more glasses.
6. She knows exactly how to get out of a boring wedding
7. Dare you to try this at home with your rents
8. I can’t even
9. Girl got business acumen
10. She’ll help you do your own thang
11. Donald Trump only has one of those things
12. Gina doesn’t shy away from the truth, and neither should you
13. Keep your work environment healthy for you.
14. Don’t forget – she’s Gina, bitch
15. She knows exactly what you need in your Tinder bio
16. She can openly admit when she’s f**ked up her values
17. but no matter what, embrace your inner wagon and love yourself
