A HOST OF stars turned out for the 2015 Grammy Awards last night.
Many of them looked lovely. Some of them looked… a little mistaken.
12. Paris Hilton
Theme: Sparkly motorway chevron
11. Pharrell Williams
Theme: The Boy Scout Who Wouldn’t Grow Up
10. Madonna
Theme: Bernie from accounts in an ill-advised skit for the office party
9. Charli XCX
Theme: Cruella DeVille’s huffy teenage daughter
8. Iggy Azalea
Theme: Swiss milkmaid with notions
7. Frankie Grande
Theme: Overturned strawberry truck
6. Sia
Theme: Couture Hey Arnold
5. Bleona Quereti
Theme: Xena Warrior Princess after a good go with the Brasso
4. Kelly Osbourne
Theme: Abandoned lint roller
3. Joy Villa
Theme: Bag of easy peelers
2. Rihanna
Theme: Human loofah
1. Kanye West
Theme: Overexcited 14-year-old who read about kissing on the internet.