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Groupon are offering you the opportunity to become a cyborg


SHOULD YOU FIND yourself browsing Groupon today looking for deals on weekends away and the like, you may come across something a little different.

That’s because for the next three days, the company are offering an upgrade to Humanity v2.0.  That’s right, they’re offering to turn you into a cyborg.


Highlights of the offer include an upgrade to ‘cold, hard logic’, a life ‘free from the constraints of emotion and physical ailment’ and of course ‘perspiring on public transport’.

Alas , the fine print reveals that this is, in fact, a joke. We know, we were shocked too.

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