NEW YEAR, NEW you. Sure, we all start off in January with great resolutions and intentions that THIS will be the year we cook more, THIS will be the year we learn that language or take an evening class.
Getting fit seems to be a popular resolution and gym memberships are the first step in toning up. Surely you’ll go all year, SURELY.
Faith in the January gym joiners wasn’t high
Some people smelled a conspiracy they weren’t about to give into
Others thanked their good sense
A different kind of gym was in demand for many
Some saw the phenomenon as a top business opportunity
… if it wasn’t their business already
There were those who were dreading the interruption
But the odd few were supportive of the gym dabblers
BUT WHAT OF TALLAFORNIA CORMAC? Minimal disturbance on his side, it seems