1. The man who chose Ebola-themed decorations for his house this year
Yes, James Faulk from Dallas, Texas thought Ebola-themed decorations were entirely appropriate.
2. The baker who thinks spiders are creppy
Spiders really crepp us out, too.
3. The person who just said ‘close enough’
Must try harder.
4. The person who made this ghost decoration, who hasn’t the first clue what ghosts do
DOO! Scared ya.
5. The company that made this ‘open wound’ sleeve
Open wound, is it? Right.
6. The person who okayed this particularly heinous misspelling
7. The homeowner who thought these decorations were a funny joke
TOO REAL. Too real.
8. The person who tried to carve a picture of their dog’s face into a pumpkin
9. The woman who forced her cat into a matching Halloween costume
Cat looks delighted.
10. The person who designed this packaging
11. And the guy who did this
PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY