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15 tweets you'll only understand if you're convinced your hangovers are worse than death

‘Death must be easier than this.’

IF YOU DRINK alcohol, then it’s highly likely you have endured a hangover, in one form or another.

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And we all know that the older you get, the more heinous the post-session aftermath; nothing new there.

But most of us have at least one mate who has been staggering through the most epic of hangovers since the crack of their very first can back in the day.

While the rest of your group were back on form after a chicken fillet roll and a bottle of Lucozade, this soldier was confined to a darkened room, heaving quietly into a wastepaper basket and praying for the sweet release of death.

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And if you’re that soldier, you’ll have undoubtedly lived through the following tweets on the subject.

And for that, we salute you.

1. When the grease isn’t making a dent in the pain.

2. Ah, the sit-down shower.

3. This old chestnut.

4. When you’re in desperate need of  familial intervention.

5. When your beard betrays you.

6. When you lose standard functioning.

7. It’s going to be hard to pinpoint that one.

8.  When inanimate objects are your only friend.

9. Will she still get paid though?

10. Hanging out your arse is a medical term in case you weren’t aware.

11.  When everything starts shutting down.

12. When even your clothes are causing you distress.


13. We mean, no but ehm…

14. When it’s time to start calling in the big guns.

15. And when you finally accept death.

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