HARRY POTTER FANS, strap yourselves in – you’re finally about to get some decent Harry Potter related content that doesn’t involve J.K. Rowling shitting on her legacy or making implications about a character’s sexuality for clout.
Tom Felton – aka big bad Draco Malfoy – attempted to convert Matt Lewis – aka big soft Neville Longbottom – to Slytherin during a cute mini reunion for the ‘gram.
That’s a look of genuine confliction, is it not? Hashtag GRYFFINDORK indeed.
Lewis fired back on his own Instagram account with a puntastic caption:
Take your Slytherin paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”
(‘Cause he starred in Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes? Get it? The Simpsons reference? Get it?!)
He also fired back in the comment section on Tom’s post, saying:
I can’t even go for a pint without you hounding me. Can’t you have an Adidas bag like regular folk!?!”
Wouldn’t be magic then though, would it?
