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The Dredge: Harry Styles gets a right b*****king
The very best of the morning’s celebrity dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#HARRY SQUEALS: One Direction were playing in Glasgow last night. And one fan in particular gave the band a big welcome, by hurling their shoe right into Harry Styles’ tender young groin.

Video shows the group having a chuckle when a first shoe is lobbed onto a stage, before Harry crumples to the ground following the impact of the second piece of footwear.

He gets up again though, because he’s a trooper. Two questions here. One: who throws their shoes? And two: how stupid did they feel getting home without them?


#BEYONCÉ: Beyoncé is such a show-off. That documentary about her said it would strip “away the veneer of stardom to display the extraordinary gifts” that made her all rich and famous and whatever. And NOW she wants to tell us she can drive a JCB?


The pic was among a load of new photos she posted to her Tumblr. But the joke was on her, because one of them showed her not only (a) wearing all her clothes in the shower, but also (b) having accidentally put mismatched runners on. Morto for her.

#NOSCAR: Widely-panned Oscar host (and Family Guy creator) Seth MacFarlane has had a strop and said he’ll never host the ceremony again. Well, OK, he didn’t have a strop. But he might have done in private.

Obviously Tina Fey and Amy Poehler should host next year’s, and, well, pretty much everything from now on (as commenter Daisy Chainsaw accurately points out). But in the meantime, let’s look back at Seth’s worst moments:

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#YES WE KANYE: In an act of sublime egotism that surprised no-one, Kanye West has compared himself to Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Well, actually, he said he was Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. But he obviously isn’t. .


And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Justin Bieber bought three pairs of leather trousers. Hopefully to replace these ones. (Celebuzz)
  • There’s going to be a documentary all about Adele. AW MY GAWD. (Mirror)
  • The world narrowly escaped losing Kim Kardashian’s original sex tape in a fire. (Page Six)
  • Rihanna and Chris Brown may be planning their horrible wedding. (Perez)
  • Kerry Katona’s stash of sex toys was revealed on TV. In fact, on the unfortunately-named Through The Keyhole. (The Sun)

Yesterday’s Dredge: What? Jack Nicholson hit on Jennifer Lawrence?>