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This hilariously honest train announcement is going super viral

“We’ve got no toilets, and a trolley service of light refreshments will NOT be provided.”

ferrerorocher Source: YouTube

PUBLIC TRANSPORT is, at best, a thoroughly dull experience. So props to this London train announcer who brightens up his passengers’ evenings with a bit of chat.

He lists out the stops as usual, then just…keeps talking. The video is from August of last year, but went viral earlier this week after it was posted on Reddit:

Source: lifestudios/YouTube

The ambassador would like to apologise but unfortunately the Ferrero Rocher has run out this evening. But he is spoiling you by giving you eight coaches and 620 seats.
Unfortunately we’ve got no toilets, no air conditioning, no first class, and a trolley service of drinks and light refreshments will NOT be provided.

He clearly couldn’t resist having a bit of craic with the lighting as well:

trainlighting Source: YouTube

Petition for all train announcers to just ramble on like this between stops. Who’s with us?

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