1. Firstly, this actual digger full of drink
Cider is ESSENTIAL to our wellbeing.
2. People are very concerned about their health
3. And resorting to some… interesting ways to keep cool
4. Others are throwing aside the old Catholic guilt
GASP.
5. Men in suits are very nearly perishing
6. And regretting ever growing a beard
7. While women are at their wits’ end
8. And the sweat. There is so much sweat
9. Everyone’s gone funny with sleep deprivation
10. There is even talk of violence
*cue the entire population slapping themselves*
11. And we’re not being overdramatic at all
12. Not at all
No sir. These are perfectly reasonable reactions.