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How to fall in love, according to two eight-year-old girls


TWO EIGHT-YEAR-olds wrote these instructions on how to fall in love.

They’re pretty much right on the money.

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The note was tweeted by Ted Scheinman, who explains that it was written by two of his sister’s second-grade students.

Here are the instructions in full:

  1. First you stare at the person
  2. You get close to each other
  3. You ask for a date
  4. You go in bed and do sex
  5. When you kiss you suck and lick
  6. Get nacked in bed and do more sex
  7. -
  8. Go dance and put your noses together
  9. -
  10. Then kiss forever
  11. Take a shower together and kiss
  12. Give each other rings
  13. Go to the pool together


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