1. Sausage rolls. So many sausage rolls
2. Or anything beige, really
4. Cans of coke as far as the eye can see
5. Everything’s against you. Everything
6. Even the cutlery
7. If you think the smell is coming from you, it’s probably coming from you
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8. When time stands still and yet flies like the wind
9. Just close your eyes and pray to St Solps
10. So. Much. Sweating
11. And some puking
12. And some crying
13. But nothing beats when you’re all in it together
Few drinks anyone?
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