THE GREAT BRITISH Bake Off is back and we’re all determined to be amazing bakers.
Just remember that a cake, while it will solve most things, it won’t solve everything.
1. When your local baker is a fool
2. Nothing says Happy Graduation like a random statement
3. You’re number ONE, but your cake sucks
4. Best to have said nothing at all
5. Nice of them to emphasise the teen
6. What day? Their last? Deeply sinister
7. Just be direct
8. But not too direct. Wink wink
9. Maybe consider a deeper apology than a cake
10. Make sure it represents them perfectly
11. Cake solves most things, but there’s a line
12. Learn what ‘that line’ is, and do not cross it
13. Make it look appetising… or easily mistaken for your cats litter box
14. On the other hand, cakes are perfect for colleagues leaving for pastures new
15. Or asking for things nicely
16. Even breaking bad news
17. Sometimes you just have to laugh about it all
18. Creamy cakes are probably not the best way to seduce
19. Or wish expectant mothers well
20. Seriously. Nightmares
