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Begorrah sure I'll take one of your Irish accents

*Sheep sold separately.

EVERY WANTED TO have a Celtic brogue just like Tom Cruise in Far and Away, or Kevin Spacey in Ordinary Decent Criminal?

Well now here’s your chance.

Urban Outfitters is selling Instant Irish Accent, which promises to ‘radically change the way you speak’. Shitehawks.

“Ara look at the poor craythur” – a dictionary of odd Irish words>

“Yer man is such a dose” – classic Irish terms of abuse>

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Emer McLysaght

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