LAST NIGHT, SEX Box, the show in which people get the ride in a box on television, was back for its usual antics.
Only this week it featured an Irish man talking about his sexual predilections and having sex with his Danish girlfriend.
This is Ciaran and his girlfriend, Maria.
Over the course of their time on the show, Ciaran revealed that they have a “dynamic” sexual relationship while his girlfriend revealed that he had “a kinky streak”.
When asked for evidence of these supposed kinks, Ciaran decided to share a story that made every Irish person choke on their tea.
We were in Paris, actually, in a hotel and we were making love and Maria just looked at me in the eyes and said, “Can I pee on you?”
Oh. Right so.
(Note: these GIFs don’t convey Ciaran’s extremely Irish accent, which makes the whole thing even funnier.)
When asked to elaborate, Ciaran described it as an “amazing experience”.
It was an amazing experience because my mind completely stopped and my jaw just kind of hit the floor. I couldn’t speak. I just nodded in agreement.
Now we know what you’re thinking — wouldn’t that have made an awful mess? Worry not for Ciaran assured viewers that they are “respectable people” and did not “destroy” the place. (Note: this is the most Irish use of the word “destroy” ever.)
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Later, the show decided to present the couple with a special Karma Sutra chair on which they could try all sorts of positions.
Their favoured position? The Wild Man, which Ciaran then decided to demonstrate.
Won’t somebody think of his poor Mammy?
Ciaran and Maria were then ushered into the sex box to indulge in some sexy time on the chair.
When they emerge mere minutes later, they were the picture of post-coital bliss.
Look at him. Delighted with himself.
Irish people who watched it were positively mortified.
#Pray4Ciaran
