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17 pieces of definitive proof that Irish men really are the ugliest in the world

Sorry lads.

SO APPARENTLY IRISH men are the ugliest in the world.


According to elite dating website, Irish men are ranked joint bottom with men from Poland and the UK in terms of who is admitted to use the website.

Sure yeah, we can see where they’re coming from

1. How gross is Aidan Turner?

Put a top on, man.

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2. Domhnall Gleeson, wouldn’t touch him with yours

We don’t CARE that he looks like he’d give you a loving lil kiss on the forehead as you both supped pints together in the local.

PastedImage-59102 Source: Jonathan Brady, PA

3. Conor Murray, no thanks

A talented athelete and a ride? Not possible, of course.

PastedImage-6641 Source: Ian Rutherford, PA

4. Colin O’Donoghue, your smile isn’t even THAT great

PastedImage-86665 Source: Lionel Cironneau, AP

5. Jamie Dornan? This chap calls himself a model?

PastedImage-78144 Source: Charles Sykes, AP

6. Colin Farrell? Pass

Who actually likes a bad boy in this day and age?

PastedImage-45643 Source: Jordan Strauss, AP

7. Paul Galvin, your beard isn’t even that cool

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8. We’re definitely glad we’re not involved romantically with Michael Fassbender in any shape or form

Ginger beards. So not charming, right?

PastedImage-85484 Source: Doug Peters, EMPICS

9. Niall Horan isn’t even cute

Why are we even trying anymore?

10. Kevin McGahern isn’t even SLIGHTLY appealing

Who cares if he looks like an actual puppy?

PastedImage-74277 Source: RTÉ

11. Cillian Murphy is weird looking. There, we said it

Who actually likes cheekbones that look like they were carved by angels?

PastedImage-19618 Source: Vianney Le Caer, AP

12. Bernard Brogan? More like Bernard No-gan

PastedImage-72770 Source: Cathal Noonan, INPHO

13. Thomas Barr, we’d take him or leave him

That dazzling smile is more distracting than anything.

PastedImage-92332 Source: Martin Meissner, AP

14. Chris O’Dowd probably isn’t even that funny

OK, Irish men can be charming and good looking, but are they even hot if they’re not funny?

PastedImage-50879 Source: Niall Carson, PA

15. Conor McGregor can’t dress himself

It’s not like he was one of GQ’s best dressed men or anything.

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16. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was never astonishingly good looking

No, absolutely never.

PastedImage-57701 Source: Suzan Moore, EMPICS

17. Patrick Gibson? Gack

Accept it, we lost.

PastedImage-45546 Source: PatrickGibson00

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