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10 very Irish terms for masturbation

Go on, have a diddle.

1. Tearing The Handle Off Yourself

A visceral image there.

Garage Door Handle Source: kohlmann.sascha

2. Tearing the Mickey Off Yourself

A regional variation on ‘tearing the handle off yourself’.

Disney - Mickey Mouse Slightly Out Of Focus - Black & White Source: Express Monorail

3. Shining the Wavin

Self explanatory.

wavin Source:

4. Diddlin Yourself

One for the ladies. Having a sneaky diddle.

A Hand to Shake Source: rabiem22

5. A Hand Shandy

A classic.

sh Source:

6. Feeding the Donkey

Our own very Irish take on ‘feeding the pony’.

Feeding the donkey Source: magnusfranklin

7. Pulling the Belly Off Yourself

A vigorous pursuit.

Belly Button in Morning Light Source: zeevveez

8. Flicking the Little Man Outta The Boat

One for the ladies. Use your imagination.

LEGO a Day 208/365 Source: wiredforlego

9. Pulling the Plum Off Yourself

Careful now.

Plums Source: Anushruti RK

10. Going to Town on Yourself

A unisex one this.

Red, Yellow, Green Source: mkw87

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