1. There is NOTHING nicer than getting a new set
Awww yiss.
2. And matching fluffy socks for maximum comfort
3. So you basically haunt your local Penneys’ pyjama section
Your friends keep you informed of any new developments on the Disney/Harry Potter/emoji-print jammie front.
4. And you must always get special Christmas Jammies
They make the day ~complete~.
5. Hopping out of the shower and into clean PJs is the closest thing to heaven you can possibly imagine
Add in clean bedsheets for PEAK PLEASURE.
6. Getting out of them in the morning is a daily struggle
Can my work clothes just be jammies please? Thanks.
7. And you’re thinking about them all day as you sweat and strain in your ‘proper’ clothes
Dat elastic waistband doe <3
8. You have a onesie, and it’s sincerely your favourite item of clothing
No ironic onesie-wearing for you. This is real love.
9. You have put on pyjamas as early as 6pm
Earlier, in fact.
10. And think winter is great because you have a legitimate excuse to do so
Even though you still do it in summer, to be fair.
11. But once you have them on, you’re in for the night
Bruce Springsteen could be playing an impromptu gig in the pub across the road and you’d still be like “Eh, I’m grand.”
And more power to you. Being cosy is key.
