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EARLIER TODAY, TMZ reported that Angelina Jolie had filed for divorce from Brad Pitt.

Her lawyers later confirmed the news, sending the world into a state of shock, panic and hysteria.

Here’s what we know so far:

• Angelia Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt on September 15th, citing irreconcilable differences.
• It may have something to do with this “methods” of raising their six children.
• It may have something to do with his weed and alcohol consumption.
• It may have something to do with the fact that Angelina Jolie apparently wanted to sell their chateau so she could pursue a career in the House of Lords. (No, really.)
• Or it might have something to do with Brad Pitt having an affair with Marion Cotillard on the set of their latest movie.
• But really, who knows?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While the world’s gossip media searches for answers, one woman has absolutely dominated the chatter on social media.

And that woman is Jennifer Aniston.

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For one thing, people are just trying to imagine the schadenfreude she might be feeling today.

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*opening bars of I Feel Good*

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Rachel Green GIFS are being deployed left, right and centre

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Really, your timeline is probably just a stream of this…

Now many have pointed out that Jennifer Aniston is a happily married, self-actualised woman who probably isn’t petty enough to get any joy out of her ex’s divorce…

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Because she has other things to be doing…

Like counting all that Friends money…

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And nourishing her skin with Aveeno <3

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After all, she did divorce Brad Pitt eleven years ago now

So it’s probably time we were able to talk about Brad Pitt without inserting Jennifer Aniston into the narrative or perpetuating the idea that she’s Angelina’s love rival?

This woman? This woman does not need your sympathy

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Because we’re willing to bet that her emotions aren’t dictated by what one Bradley Pitt does with his life

She’s doing good all by herself, thanks very much.

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