KEANU REEVES TURNS 49 today, and sure he doesn’t look a bit of it.

The most meme-ified man in Hollywood is known to us in many forms.

Sad Keanu:

Conspiracy Keanu:

Troll.me Troll.me

And most recently, and rather harshly, fat Keanu.

But Keanu is more than just a meme, he’s also a massive pessimist.

Here are 6 of his most disheartening quotes. Happy Monday, you’re welcome!

1. On love

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2. On grief

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3. On life in general

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 4. On ageing

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5. On ‘the unknown’

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6. On his looks

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Er, ‘Happy’ birthday, Keanu!

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