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The Dredge: Kevin Spacey's puppy bit his nose

All the very best of the day’s celebrity dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#AMERICAN POOCHY: Kevin Spacey is a man of mystery. The other day he tweeted this enigmatic photo:

Then he waited a full forty-eight hours before revealing the truth… that he got a NEW PUPPY!

Her name is Boston “in honour of the city”, he wrote. Before posting this amazing photo of the puppy chewing on his Academy Award-winning nose:

Look at her, having a good munch there in the bottom right. Try getting out of this one, Keyser Soze. (Kevin Spacey/Twitter)

#BROWNED OFF (AGAIN): Chris Brown and Rihanna have finally split, because he “can’t be focused on wife-ing her.”

Is it for good? Will they be taking photos of themselves in the nip before the week is out? Well, who can say – all we have is this amazing set of quotes from our Chrissie:

I’m gonna do it solo. At the end of the day Shawty doing her own thing, she on the road. It’s always gonna be love. I’m a grown man, just gotta fast forward [...] I can’t really be focused on wife-ing somebody that young, and I’m young too. I just got to step forward and be the man and be the best Chris Brown I can be.

You do that, Chris. You do that. (The Sun)

The best Chris Brown he can be. (Photocall Ireland)

#WAND ERECTION: Maybe Harry Styles (AKA Trouble, WAAAAA) is a good guy after all. We have a newfound respect for him after he robbed this sign that a concertgoer made about One Direction, and waved at them during a gig:

(Harry Styles/Instagram)

#HELEN THE HERO: Imagine Helen Mirren being angry with you. It’d be worse than when you’re over your friend’s house and their mam gets cross.

Well, THAT is the hell suffered by a group of drummers outside a London theatre on Saturday night. There they were, doing their thing, when out stormed Helen from the stage dressed as the Queen.

The band’s organiser said:

This little old lady came running out in a green dress, pearls and a tiara and headed for the conductor. She was saying, ‘shut the f*** up [...] I kept saying, ‘we didn’t realise’ and she was like, ‘just shut the f*** up’. You couldn’t get a word in edgeways, she was proper on a rant.

And you can even watch the incident on film. Hero.


And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Cara Delevingne was photographed with a baggie of white powder. Probably just her Lemsip. (Mail Online)
  • One Direction’s waxworks have their own security team. (The Sun)
  • Azealia Banks wore the most ludicrous swimsuit we’ve ever seen. (Instagram, possibly NSFW)
  • Katie Holmes wore a dress that looks like loo roll. (Mail Online)
  • The Wanted dressed up as Take That. (Mirror)

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