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Orgies were discussed on the Late Late last night and we just couldn't handle it

QUICK where’s the remote?

THE WOMAN WHO’S bringing orgies to Ireland was on the Late Late Show last night, and probably drained Ireland’s water supply with the amount of awkward tea being made.

Emma Sayle organises up-market orgies for a living through her business Killing Kittens. The name refers to this meme:

God-kills-kitten

No. We can’t.

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The parties are high-end, complete with oysters and cocktails. Everyone attending has to wear a mask and are pre-vetted on looks. Men can’t approach girls they don’t know, and have to wait to be approached. Sayle says they have to act like “walking dildos”.

Charming.

The orgy-organisers are launching in Ireland with a big event in a house on the coast of Mayo on July 26, and Sayle claims to already have almost two thousand members here.

Well.

No one knew where to look

Parents everywhere dashed from sitting rooms

Most importantly, people began speculating on how to get in

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