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Koka Noodles are the food that keep Ireland running

Through thick and through thin.

TOO HUNGOVER TO cook? Too broke and lazy to afford anything half-decent?

There is one food that has your back through thick and through thin: Koka Noodles.

Gloopy, vaguely curry-flavoured noodles.

The food that keeps this great nation of ours trucking along.

Sure it might not be glamorous…

But be honest: they have saved your life a couple of times.

Never underestimate the restorative powers of Koka Noodles.

Frankly, Koka Noodle deserves credit for keeping many an Irish student alive.

Without the sustenance of curry noodles, Irish students would perish in great numbers.

They’re also incredibly versatile.

Want to put your Koka Noodles on white bread? Go for it.

Koka Noodles won’t judge you. Koka Noodles will keep your dirty little secret.

Even if they’re a bit of a guilty pleasure.

Thanks for always having our back, Koka.


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Amy O'Connor

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