FROM THE MOMENT Kris Jenner shared her thoughts on her daughter Kim’s sex tape, reality TV fans knew they had found themselves a live one.
When I first heard about Kim’s tape, as her mother, I wanted to kill her. But as her manager…
And that was it; Kris had nailed her colours to the fence, and would guarantee E! viewers maximum drama because, you know, it was her job.
11 years on from the launch of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kris is world-famous for her savvy approach to the family business; drama, drama, drama.
As we know, the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder.
And while you might think that you and Kris are nothing alike, here are all the times you were actually on the exact same page as the world’s best-known momager.
1. When you arrive home to find a sibling has hoofed into the snacks you had stockpiled.
2. When you’re hanging with your grandparents and have to filter yourself.
3. When you’ve been screwed over by a sibling before and send warnings with your eyes.
4. When you leave the club on a mission to find your ex, and have to reassure everyone all is well.
5. When you’re watching Queer Eye with an almighty hangover.
6. When you’re going through a dry month, and then crack.
7. When you’re forced to go on a night out, and refuse to pretend you’re enjoying yourself.
8. When you fail to play it cool at a festival.
9. When you haven’t seen the family pet since earlier that day.
10. When you’re assuring randomers that you’re fun enough to hang out with.
11. When you try to normalise your friend’s excessive online stalking.
12. When you’re getting roasted over the hack of your Instagram story.
