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9 very lazy things you definitely do all the time

You’re probably going to skim this post, aren’t you? So lazy.

MOST OF THE TIME, when you weigh up the easy ways and the hard ways to get stuff done, the former wins out.

Putting on your comfiest clothes, curling up under the duvet and shovelling crisps into your mouth is sometimes so much easier than y’know, living life.

You should probably be ashamed of yourself for doing these things but come on – effort of that.

Ordering a takeaway in the middle of the day

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Because you really don’t want to put on clothes, leave your house and go to the shop. This can also lead to…

Going out in your pyjamas

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Just to the corner shop. Two minutes. Not anywhere that requires a bus or long periods of walking.

Getting someone to fetch you things

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Things that are close to you. Like the TV remote on the other end of the couch, your phone on the bedside table, the last pizza slice from your 2pm takeaway.

Calling your housemate from another room

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It would be so much effort to get up and go downstairs to actually talk to them, so you may as well text/tweet/ring them instead.

Finding creative ways to avoid doing household tasks

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Using alternative kitchenware/cutlery to get around the growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink. Stamping down the bin so that the next poor sod who has to put rubbish in it is FORCED to take it out. For shame.

Using your floor as a wardrobe

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So what if it looks messy. You know where everything is, and that’s all that matters.

Driving somewhere that is easily walkable

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Sure you have a car, you may as well use it to get to the Lidl down the street.

Feeling relieved when plans are cancelled

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Now you have the chance to laze around at home, surfing the Internet in your PJs! Go you.

Staying in bed all weekend

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You always say you’re going to go out and DO something at the weekend. But then you realise bed is good. Bed is very good.

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