1. Peeling back the foil on a cold can of San Pellegrino
2. Getting offered an alcoholic drink in a hair salon. Don’t mind if I do!
3. Striding out of said hair salon with your shiny new do and thinking “Yes, everyone, look at me. For I am fabulous”
4. Going into Brown Thomas to use the bathroom
5. Actually purchasing something in Brown Thomas and swinging your little bag around like you’re the Queen of Sheba
6. Getting into a fancier-than-average taxi, like a BMW or Mercedes
7. Putting balsamic vinegar on something
8. Cracking open a €10+ bottle of wine
9. Donning a fluffy hotel dressing gown after a luxuriously overlong hotel shower, then going down to your hotel breakfast
10. Paying with Contactless
11. Actually using the hand cream that accompanies the hand wash in a fancy toilet
12. Putting on your swish new winter coat for the first time
13. Saying “Keep the change.” Yes, take all of that 20c
14. Whipping out your sunglasses while everyone else squints in the sun
15. Getting an upgrade on a hotel room. WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES
16. Ordering wine in a restaurant and having it brought out in an ice bucket
17. Being able to offer people travel tips. “Well, when I was in Berlin…”
18. Buying underwear in a shop that is not Penneys
19. Swanning over to your pre-booked seat on a busy train
20. Being called ‘Sir’ or ‘Miss’. Oh stop it, you!
