1. They think the sun shines out of your hole
2. And ALL sign off their texts like this
3. Or read their phone like this
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4. A car journey with them is usually a haunting experience
5. She leaves you to pick up something while shopping, like it doesn’t even matter
Still a horror memory of every Irish person’s childhood.
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6. Or bumps into an old friend while you stand there nodding
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7. Memes on Facebook are her favourite thing
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8. As are comments on how nice you look in your photos
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9. Don’t even bother asking her to not open your post
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10. Somehow, she never picks up her phone
11. Calls for dinner usually come before it’s ready
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12. While she won’t pick up for you, she expects you to pick up on the first ring
13. If they see you, they give you a chore
14. But come out with some absolute gems when talking about celebrities
15. They’re constantly worried about your general temperature
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16. And literally does everything round the house
17. They sometimes get a bit too involved
18. But selective hearing plays a big part
