Saturday 5 October, 2024

Man torments his poor girlfriend with endless Lord of the Rings quotes

“THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!”

TO MAKE A relationship work, you have to accept your partner’s little eccentricities and move on.

But what if your partner’s particular eccentricity is sneak attacking you with Lord of the Rings quotes? What if they unleash them upon you at times when you are most vulnerable? What then?

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We really feel for this girl. “Even on holiday. Even. On. Holiday.”

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Valerie Loftus

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Man torments his poor girlfriend with endless Lord of the Rings quotes

Finally, FINALLY, you can buy a Dublin Airport simulator game>

Meet the woman who went viral because she married herself>