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Manchester police leave brilliant note for homeowner after drugs bust

“We need to talk.”

THE GREATER MANCHESTER police kicked down the door of a house two days ago, discovering 72 cannabis plants inside.

Unfortunately, nobody was home to answer for this, so they left a note.



Unfortunately you were not home and have no cannabis left.

Add a bit of salt in to the wound, why don’t you?

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