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There's a follow up to *that* Mass Facebook event planned for Christmas

“Water turned into wine upon request.”

mass Source: Facebook/Mass

BACK IN OCTOBER, a Facebook event page for Mass exploded across the Irish internet – with over 100,000 people signing up for the fictional event.

It provided some quality jokes, too.

Now there’s a birthday session planned as a follow up

birthday Source: Facebook

13,000 people are already “going” and a further 14,000 are interested.

The description reads:

Join me for my birthday celebrations.
Parties will be held at your local church all day.
No entry fee.
Water turned into wine upon request.
Extra communion available.
It’s going to be a whooper session.

Disciples With Attitude will be playing

notoriousbig Source: Facebook

Along with some other famous acts

guests2 Source: Facebook

Some guests have raised the logistical issue of hosting it on Christmas Day

logistics Source: Facebook

“Look at the size of this bar tab”
“Whose idea was it to put it in my name?”
“You’re not coming back next year”

bartab Source: Facebook

It might not hit the heights of the last Mass, but the page looks like it’s only going to grow and grow throughout December.

Extra communion available, don’t forget.

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David Elkin

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