AS THE OLD saying goes, “Hell hath no fury like a woman who got unwanted gym equipment for her birthday.”
A few days ago, an Irish woman from Navan, Co. Meath received an ab machine from her husband for her birthday. Gee, how thoughful.
She was so unimpressed that she decided to take to DoneDeal. Not to sell the ab machine, mind, but to sell her husband.
For sale husband who bought ab machine for wife’s birthday, must be sold quickly as he’s currently on death row as the f’kin machine isn’t a Michael Kors watch.
No it almost certainly isn’t.
If he doesn’t get sold tomorrow he will need surgery on Wednesday to get the machine surgically removed from his ass.
SOMEONE BUY HIM, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
(h/t Waste of Good Skin and Hopeless Surfer)
