EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.
Miley Cyrus is getting sex toys for Christmas. At least, if Snooki from Jersey Shore has her way. Snooks posted a video explaining what she’d like to purchase our Miley for the festive season, and it was weird:
I would get her a lot of Christmas presents that involve vibrators, some sex toys, and go to a stripper store and buy really hot stripper outfits… She could walk around like that. Maybe sit on Santa’s lap, give Santa a boner. She could twerk on Santa.
Please don’t twerk on Santa, Miley. He’s an old, old man. (MTV)
Beyoncé may be struggling with her new vegan diet. After announcing that she and Jay-Z would be swearing off meat and dairy until Christmas, she’s been frantically Instagramming photos of her vegetable-based feasts. Almost as if she was struggling to persuade herself.
But then she went and dressed up as a pizza (photos here). Here are some of her desperate Instagrams:
Kanye West is so over wristwatches. In a panel discussion as part of Art Basel Miami (obviously), he delivered some classic Kanyeisms including this lovely one:
Watches are dated…all you who has a watch is checking the time on your iPhones.
That wasn’t the only gem. There were also these:
Contrary to popular belief, I’m not in touch with my femininity.I think the world could be saved by design… Made more ergonomic to our current state.Good taste is a gift, bad taste is a privilege.
(ONTD)
And the rest of the day’s dirt…
- Britney Spears’ ex-manager is publishing (alleged) old texts from her on Twitter, which is very mean. (HuffPo)
- Niall Horan and Katy Perry met up again, sparking a MEDIA FRENZY. (Perez)
- Rashida Jones has asked everyone to just stop twerking naked, just occasionally. (ONTD)
- Mark Wahlberg’s mum isn’t talking to him. (Us Magazine)
- And a host of celebrities have been tweeting their tributes following the death of Nelson Mandela. Trust Ricky Martin to make it into a party:
