1. Ah, good to see that begrudgery is alive and well
2. Bono is a pox, etc.
3. This important plea to those out canvassing
I am 23 years old! You don’t need to talk to my mammy!
4. *applause*
Quintessential Irish Dad joke right there.
5. Oh, how times have changed…
6. A+ pun work here
7. Everything comes back to hurling…
8. The most Irish rebuttal to the argument against the alcohol ban on Good Friday
The man speaks sense, tbh.