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This New York Fashion Week designer sent models down the catwalk in bejewelled vaginas

Can’t wait for Penneys to get on this trend. (Some NSFW pics inside.)

FASHION WEEK IS in full swing over in New York, with designers big and small showcasing their wares for Spring 2018.

NYFW: Mansur Gavriel Fashion Show SIPA USA / PA Images SIPA USA / PA Images / PA Images

Namilia, a small designer heretofore known for putting Leonardo DiCaprio’s face on a pair of leather dungarees, has provided the most talked-about show to date.

The theme? Vaginas. Well, the 18th century novel The Indiscreet Jewels, which is about vaginas. Look, there were loads of vaginas.

They were sewed into the hems of bell bottom chaps

These are what’s missing from your wardrobe. I insist you buy them.

Turned into pantsuits

Nice look for the office, no? (Her whole bum is hanging out the back of the skirt. We’ll spare you that image.)

And shoes

God bless her waxer, is all we’ll say.

Emblazoned on cut-out dresses

Lots going on here. None of it good.

Even hidden in billowing sleeves

Giving the term ‘wizard’s sleeve’ a whole new meaning. Cute boob hats to the left, BTW.

And this model had to wear a humongous hoop skirt decorated with them

Picture this: You’re a model. You’ve gotten your big break modelling in a NYFW show. You ring your mam: “Mam, I’m modelling in NYFW!” She says: “Great love. What are you wearing?” And then you send her a picture of this.

We will buy the first celebrity to wear something from this collection a pint. Just let us know and we will arrange for you to collect your prize. Thanks in advance.

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