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11 very real problems all Nando's addicts will understand

You’re a slave to spicy chicken.

OH BABY DO you know what that’s worth, ohhhh heaven is a place on earth. It’s called Nando’s.

The peri peri chicken restaurant has announced new menu items including a Churrasco thigh burger, fino coleslaw, quinoa salad, and sweet potato wedges.

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Lawd have mercy. The dishes will be hitting Ireland on Tuesday, March 31.

But can you wait? Are you addicted? You’ll know these problems too well.

1. When your mate calls it a cheeky Nandos

The ultimate downer. But you can go along with it, unlike a bombshell like this.

Dump her man, it’s not worth it.

2. The inevitable queue that will greet you

YES you’ve been here before. What’s the point in even looking at the menu? Give us chiiiiiicken.

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3. When you forget your little table number when you go to order

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Jesus you JUST had it. * Roars back through restaurant*

4. People will judge you, no matter what your spice

Lemon and Herb? Sap. Extra Hot? Show off.

5. Not having enough hands to get stuff from the condiment and cutlery table

AND you’re always sat furthest away :(

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6. Getting constant refills to get money’s worth

And it always seems to be you who volunteers to top the whole table up.

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7. Forgetting your loyalty card is an inevitable truth

So you end up with a collection like this.

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8. Trying not to act like you are actually on fire after going extra hot

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9. Does anyone ever have room for dessert?

You’ll try the frozen yoghurt one day. One day.

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10. And you know, that despite literally going bankrupt in the name of chicken

11. You’ll never have the illusive black card

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This photo of Kanye West standing on a counter in Nando’s is going viral>

Man continues quest to visit every Nando’s in the world>

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