GOT ANY FRIENDS expecting kids? This greeting card is a lovely way to show them you care.
“A Baby is God’s Sweetest Gift”. Aw, that’s a nice sentiment, isn’t it?
Except when you open up the card, press the button inside, and realise it plays the sound of a newborn baby’s cries non-stop for three hours.
And it gets worse – pressing the button again only makes the crying louder, and it doesn’t stop when you close the card.
That’s one way to introduce them to the realities of parenting nice and early, eh?
