This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising. By continuing to browse, you agree to the use of cookies described in our Cookies Policy. You may change your settings at any time but this may impact on the functionality of the site. To learn more see our Cookies Policy.
OK
Dublin: 1 °C Sunday 17 November, 2019
Advertisement

You can now get Nicholas Cage's face on your confectionary

You’re welcome, world.

DO YOU LOVE Nicholas Cage so much that you could eat his face off? Well, now you can.

Retailer The Lazy Cow is selling graphic cake toppers–the kind you used to get at birthday parties–with Nicholas Cage’s face on them.

Imagine serving these up at a child’s party–utter horror.

image

Amazon.co.uk

The 1.5inch pre-cut toppers are made from edible rice paper and are perfect for slotting on top of iced buns for the bargain price of £1.69.

The first review seems positive enough.

image

But fear not, those indifferent to Cage. You can also eat the face off of Ryan Gosling, Phillip Schofield, Benedict Cumberbatch, or Danny Dyer, amongst many many others.

If you’re looking for a proper deal, you could always purchase Jesus and Jeremy Kyle alongside Cage. PART-AY!

image

Hot Dogs Or Legs has reached Ireland>

Bryan Cranston was in a haemorrhoid ad in the 80s>

  • Share on Facebook
  • Email this article
  •  

About the author:

Read next:

COMMENTS

This is YOUR comments community. Stay civil, stay constructive, stay on topic. Please familiarise yourself with our comments policy here before taking part.
write a comment

    Leave a commentcancel