YESTERDAY BROWN THOMAS announced it’s selling personalised Nutella jars.
For just €5.50 you can get any name you like on a tub of the previous brown stuff. The store made a couple of personalised jars for itself, and a pyramid of jars in honour of the Kardashians.
Setting aside the fact that they completely forgot about poor Rob, we were aghast to see that the cast of Fair City weren’t adorning the fancy jars. Or maybe Nadine Coyle’s real date of birth. Or even all six original members of Boyzone from the infamous Late Late Show performance.
We’ve fixed it for them though. You’re welcome Brown Thomas. Any time.