1. Being there even though you’ve forgotten how to do your job
How it looks:
How it feels:
2. People bringing their rejected Christmas treats into work
In an apparent effort to undermine even your most pathetic resolutions.
3. Eating ‘healthy’ lunches that make you a little bit sad
4. That one person embracing the new year with open arms, making it worse for everyone
Not to mention surveying you with the Eyes of Judgement.
5. There isn’t enough coffee in the world
Which is unfortunate, because your body clock still looks like this
6. Nobody you work with has anything to talk about
7. Even Facebook is no fun
8. Your workplace is a fermenting hotbed of disease
Appearance:
Reality:
9. The ongoing stand-off over who has to take down the Christmas decorations
Which are looking more and more tragic every day.
10. Still, at least it’s only three weeks til February.
