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Only A True Culchie Will Get Over 75% In This Quiz

We’ve got your number.

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1. What do you call the evening meal?
Dinner
Tea

Supper
2. When does silage season usually begin?
May
June

July
August
3. Complete the lyric: "Cos I've got friends in low places/ Where the whiskey _____ / And the beer chases ________"
Downs/ The girls away
Drowns/ My cares away

Drowns/ My blues away
Found/ My blues away
4. What's the correct way to determine if an electric fence is off or on?
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Listen out for buzzing
Touch it

Hold a piece of long grass to it
5. Pick an RTÉ meteorologist.
Jean Byrne
Evelyn Cusack

Gerry Murphy
Gerald Fleming
6. A pint of milk is...
A fantastic drink
Disgusting
7. What's the difference between cows and cattle?
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'Cattle' is a collective noun for all farm animals - sheep, pigs, cows, bulls etc
Cows are female, cattle is a gender-neutral term

There is no difference
8. Why do you paint silage bales?
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It's good craic
To mark them as yours

To remind you when you baled them
To scare away crows
9. And finally, what is 'footing turf', exactly?
Cutting it up into sods
Standing the sods upright in stacks to dry

A term for collecting turf
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You got 0%!
You could not be farther from culchie. Back off up to Dublin now with you.
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You scored out of !
You got 11%
You've probably never left the town, let alone been to a farm. God help you.
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You scored out of !
You got 22%
You've probably never left the town, let alone been to a farm. God help you.
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You scored out of !
You got 33%!
You were in the country... once. Go back to the city where you belong.
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You scored out of !
You got 44%!
You were in the country... once. Go back to the city where you belong.
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You scored out of !
You got 55%!
Ooh, so close! But a bit of the townie lives on in you. Shame.
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You scored out of !
You got 66%!
Ooh, so close! But a bit of the townie lives on in you. Shame.
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You scored out of !
You got 77%!
You're as country as Miley Byrne eating Supermacs on a John Deere in Ballinasloe. Own it.
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You scored out of !
You got 88%!
You're as country as Miley Byrne eating Supermacs on a John Deere in Ballinasloe. Own it.
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You scored out of !
You got 100%!
You're as country as Miley Byrne eating Supermacs on a John Deere in Ballinasloe. Own it.
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