WELL, WE HAD to have a little sit down after all to happenings on the Oscars red carpet, from Fassbender’s Irish mammy, to J-Law falling and Lupita’s radiance.
Oh, and Fassbender hugging people. We can’t.
And of course there was this:
But what about the main event?
We’ve captured some of the very best moments, from pizzas to selfies to a winning jump.
1. Ellen’s quick-as-anything J-Law joke
So, we’re sure by now you know this happened:
And Ellen was right on the ball, ready to pick up on J-Law going in her ear once again.
2. Ellen’s 12 Years a Slave joke
3. Ellen’s whole opening speech
Look at all of those celebs sitting so close together, LOLing away.
4. The selfie
This was Ellen’s first selfie of the night. Little did we know there were much, much greater things to come.
She used a Samsung by the way. Ka-ching.
5. Lupita dancing with Pharrell
Lupita is very close to stealing J-Law’s ‘luminous’ crown. Fierce close.
Psst did we mention that J-Law snotted herself on the red carpet?
Just in case you missed it:
6. Meryl dancing with Pharrell
7. Jared Leto’s lovely speech and his ridey mam
Who would have guessed that Jordan Catalano would go on from all his leaning and brooding and win a bloody Oscar?
He brought his mam and his brother and made our eyes leak with this lovely acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor.
Lest we forget:
And look how much of a ride his mam is. Bravo Mrs Leto.
8. The winners of the Animated Short being as cute as anything
When the French makers Mr Hublot came to the stage to college their award writer/producer/director Laurent Witz fumbled for his speech and said:
I have to take a paper.
And our hearts, dear readers, melted.
9. Bradley Cooper in a Suki Waterhouse/J-Law sandwich
Bradley Cooper is going out with 22-year-old model and actress Suki Waterhouse. But in everyone’s hearts he’s going out with Jennifer Lawrence.
10. Kevin Spacey doing the accent from House of Cards
11. When Ellen did this
12. Lupita’s acceptance speech
13. The greatest selfie of all time.
Even Ange got involved.
Within about 15 minutes it had become the most retweeted image of all time, overtaking the Obamas’4 more years tweet.
At last count it had more than 2 million retweets.
14. Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s blue socks
Look how much of a gent he is. You could bring him home to your mammy and leave him peeling spuds with her and know he’d do you proud.
15. When Ellen ordered pizza for everyone
“Leo, you want a slice? Marty, you hungry? Julia? Meryl?”.
Anyone notice Kevin Space schnaking away with a full pizza? Chancer!
16. Brad Pitt eating the pizza
17. Ellen using Pharrell’s hat to collect a tip for the pizza boy
18. Bill Murray paying tribute to Harold Ramis
Murray threw in a little tribute to his late friend when he was reading out the nominations for Cinematography.
Oh and we forgot one: Harold Ramis for Caddyshack, Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day.
19. When Liza Minnelli tried to get into Ellen’s selfie
And now we’re weeping.
20. Pink’s amazing Wizard of Oz tribute
21. The heartbreaking moment when Leonardo Di Caprio once again didn’t win an Oscar
McConnaughey took it home.
And Leo was forced to congratulate him
Sob.
22. The whole cast of 12 Years a Slave bailing onto the stage
