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11 things guaranteed to go out the window on an Irish night out

Stop lying to yourselves.

NIGHTS OUT AND white lies go together.

1. All sense of financial responsibility

Spending money doesn’t count when its in the pub. You’ll pay a tenner for two pints but think CDs are far too expensive.

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2. How much of a rip taxis are

Fling that Hailo about like it’s your only hope.

3. Time

Oh, I’ve missed all the nightlinks? Grand.

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4. Just how stingy you really are


And that one. And that one.

Your round:

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Their round:

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5. Sense of nutrition

Calories don’t count on nights out.

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6. Dancing shame

You forget you absolutely cannot and should not dance in any situation, yet there you are, first one on the dancefloor, giving it socks.

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7. How much drink you can handle

You don’t even like shots! You’ll do two anyway.


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8. Staying put

Drinks + a club = wander central. You do the opening loop on a constant basis until you eventually disappear from everyone’s thoughts.


9. Personal space

“Sure randomer, come into this toilet cubicle with me”.

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10. Sense of distance

No yous go ahead, I’m going to walk the ten miles home. It’s a nice night, sure.

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11. Tiredness

Go to this gaff party at 3.30am? Grand.

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