EVERYONE APPROACHES PARENTING differently; that’s a given.
And one swift glance around a family-friendly restaurant will show you just how differently.
We mean, for every one gushing parent, there’s one shrieking parent, and for every one harassed family, there’s one mellow AF crew.
And then there’s you, just gawping at everyone.
And sure, you need look no further than your own parents to know that it’s highly likely your own mam and dad would describe ‘parenting’ a little differently. One size does not fit all, you know?
Anyway, with that in mind, Twitter is currently contributing its own ‘five-word-or-less’ description, and it’s as varied as they come.
Here are a few of our favourites.
1. You heard her.
Are you bleeding? You’re fine. #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Jess (@Buckeyetxgrl2_0) August 17, 2018
2. Dunno, TBH.
What the fuck is happening? #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Grumpy Twin Dad (@DadisGrumpy) August 17, 2018
3. Or the cat food.
Don't eat the dog food#ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Sam Land (@flowersin_hair) August 17, 2018
4. “She said to ask you.”
Did you ask your mom? #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) August 17, 2018
5. Ever.
#ParentingIn5WordsOrLess "we dont lick the cat"
— Victoria Budge (@Vikki_Budge) August 17, 2018
6. Word of warning; people stop falling for that.
“We’ll see”....meaning never lol #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Sarah (@lovesmemusic01) August 17, 2018
7. Yeah, that too.
#ParentingIn5WordsOrLess Pretend one isn’t your favorite
— Rich (Dad Bod)🕺🕺🍸🥃😏 (@ricosuave60) August 17, 2018
8. Unless she’s really in need of a new ‘do.
'Don't Cut Your Sister's Hair.' #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) August 17, 2018
9. Yep, sounds about right.
Everything's broken. Everything's a mess. #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Dan Kan (@dkan1030) August 17, 2018
10. You learn this one pretty quickly.
#ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— POSH Lifestyle (@AciresBell) August 17, 2018
Don't be fooled by cuteness
11. And this one.
don't let them outnumber you #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— Reine (@ReineProsper) August 17, 2018
12. Fair enough.
My mind is officially gone. #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
— 💋Rachel's Ratchet💋 (@Rachels_Ratchet) August 17, 2018
