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Man sends photo of his penis with job application, doesn't get job

They didn’t want him to fill the position. (We’re sorry.)

LOOK, THE JOB market is tough these days.

But anyone could tell you that this is most definitely not the way to seek work.

A recruitment agency in Dallas, Texas got a bit of shock on discovering a job seeker (NO PUNS INTENDED EVER EVER) had included a picture of his penis along with his application.

The photograph was discovered by a 25-year-old female employee, who promptly called the police.

Maybe the man was trying to apply for a job in the adult entertainment industry? That would make sense, right? We hope.

According to the Dallas Observer the man received a ticket for “obscene display or distribution” for his troubles, and a police spokesman has said he remains unemployed.

The spokesman said:

I think I know why he can’t find a job.

Really? Tell us! We can’t figure it out at ALL.

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