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12 things people who don't drink coffee are just about DONE hearing

You are NOT WEIRD.

SO IT’S INTERNATIONAL Coffee Day. But spare a thought for the non coffee drinker in your life. Don’t say these things to them. EVER.

 

1. How do you function?

“By sleeping and eating well?” won’t be well received.

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2. What do you drink in the mornings?

A little thing called TEA.

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3. What happens when you’re asked to go for coffee?

I sit there feeling bad until it’s time to leave.

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4. Does the smell bother you?

…no.

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5. What happens when you get tired at like 3pm?

“I DON’T BECAUSE I DON’T DRINK COFFEE”

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6. Do you drink tea?

SIGH.

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7. You just have to get used to it

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8. Have you tried anything other than instant?

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9. What about coffee flavoured things?

No no no no no. Irrelevant.

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10. Don’t trust you, LOL

[Really doesn't trust you]

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11. You’re better off, I’m addicted

I get headaches, chills, mood swings, fidgets, burst into tears when I don’t get my fix.

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12. It’s so expensive too

Because you definitely don’t spend that much money on other shite.

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