THIS SERIES OF photos might make you think twice before leaving your pet with anybody else when you go on holidays.
Redditor Consent_van was asked to look after his girlfriend’s pet tortoise when she went on holidays. And so he did what any good boyfriend would do and trolled the living daylights out of her with these photos of her tortoise in sketchy situations.
Here he is drunk-driving.
Here he is snorting something fishy.
And here he is looking at tortoise porn.
Bad tortoise.
Bad boyfriend.
