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the fear

10 little things that will always put the fear of God in any Irish person

Prepare to get uncomfortable.

IT’S THE LITTLE things that we fear the most.

1. The absolute unbridled horror of discovering this


2. Picking up your phone and seeing this


Jesus no.


3. Getting a glimpse of this on the TV


4. Coming across this on the road

Everything is in order but you’re almost certainly going to jail.

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5. Seeing this on your classroom door

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6. When these are brought out

Jesus, no. If accompanied by a tape player, you’re a cert for the Bleep test.

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7. This classroom horror

It was just a waiting game of when your teacher was going to slam it against the board.

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8. Have MERCY

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9. If your nanny gave you one of these, you know you had something big coming up

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10. Ah shite, they’re out again

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