1. Firstly, Pokemon Go is leading to broken phones
“I throw my phone, yes? Gotcha.”
2. And it’s causing road traffic accidents
2016: when people literally have to be told not to Pokémon and drive.
3. It’s so serious that the police have had to intervene…
4. It’s barely a week old and players have already stumbled upon dead bodies
:O
5. Pokémon Go robberies! Now a thing.
6. ‘Mind the gap’ is no longer a sufficient warning
“Please don’t jump on the train tracks trying to catch a Pokémon.” – actual thing adults need to be told
7. Have brands jumped on the Pokémon Go bandwagon? You betcha.
Just look at Trojan’s tweet.
8. Meanwhile, Pornhub is reporting an increase in Pokémon-related searches
POKEMON PORN? WHAT IS HAPPENING?
9. Yes, there are people playing it while their partners are in labour :(
10. And more and more people are going to church than ever before
Because they’re gyms, you see.
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11. “What’s that fella doing?” “He’s playing Pokemon Go.”
12. LOOK AT THESE SCENES.
13. And look at what Central Park has become!
(Can’t see the video? Click here.)
14. Want to despair for humanity? People are playing Pokemon Go in a Holocaust museum
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15. To the point where theUnited States Holocaust Memorial Museum had to be like, “Please stop”
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16. It’s taking over to the point that there are probably Pokémon lurking around your jacks at this very moment
